Just me being silly and making use of my very, very paltry Photoshop skills xD How many of you would actually buy this and like it better than the official ME3, though?
GAME FEATURES:
—Paragon, Renegade, Paramour, and five other non-colour-coded endings that don't make you want to punch BioWare in the collective face!
—Every NPC is now a potential love interest, from Joker and Zaeed to Wrex, the Turian Councilor, and random mooks on the Citadel!
—Visit Palaven and the other major homeworlds in your choice of the Mako, Hammerhead, or LoneStar's Winnebago!
—Finally, each ending comes with an optional wedding ceremony at a venue determined by your love interest's background, from cosmopolitan Earth to the glittering Citadel, glamourous Thessia, or the newly-reclaimed Rannoch and Rakhana! (Yes, by the way, a cure for Kepral's Syndrome has been discovered.)
—Also, Protheans make sense instead of having all their existing appearances in the first two games retconned!
—Optional epilogue DLC shows Shepard's family ten years down the road, with a number of children you can either choose yourself or have randomly generated. (Science has discovered a way around that pesky levo/dextro-amino-acid problem.)
IN STORES WORLDWIDE THE THIRD TUESDAY OF THIS WEEK!
Mass Effect is ©2007–2012 BioWare, Inc. though I wish I had some way of obtaining the franchise rights so I could fix ME3.
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Thanks for the fave, too