Slash disclaimer

I know some people enjoy writing and reading slash fanfiction and drawing fanart based on it. I can't stop you. Just don't expect me to read it. Ever.

For the record, it has nothing to do with same-sex couples. It's all because I'm obsessive-compulsive and hate the idea of random hookups. OTP or GTFO.

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Special thanks to Facebook, Tumblr, and Google for the many many pictures of Loki and the human who shares his face (a.k.a. Tom Hiddleston).